Roll your own Peeps
For me Easter always means Peeps. Lots of Peeps. I always had Peeps. Not that I really liked them or anything, they were always given to me for some reason. I'm not anti-Peep (although I am anti-non-Easter-Peeps), I'm just sick of the sweet blandness of a Peep. I'm more of a Reese's Peanut Butter Egg type of guy (and I'm anti other Reese's Peanut Butter holiday shaped things).
Williams-Sonoma is now selling "Peep" kits. Ok... "Easter Marshmallow Kits". So if you are jonsing for a fake Peep or think you can whip up a healthy Peep- this is for you.
Personally I think if you could dye the marshmallow red and then cover it in the sugar, biting the heads off the bunnies and ducks would be a lot more fun.
Don't get me started on the "spiced" jelly beans that look just like normal jelly beans, but have a spice flavor to them. These are the evil of the jelly bean world.